Blasphemous Epiphanies

A Miracle. :)

2008-12-16T09:31:00.001-08:00

*No one is being coerced to believe what they refuse to believe. Everyone is entitled to their personal viewpoints. :)

The noon of October 27, 2008, Allan Tan was brutally murdered by two gunshot wounds to the heart. His family was able to confirm him dead on 12:35 p.m. Precisely 12:17 p.m., Allan Tan's brother John received ten successive text messages from an unknown number, all containing bible verses within the context of eternal life and salvation. The Tan family futilely tried to call the number numerous times but it just kept on ringing.

November 2, 2008, was Allan Tan's funeral. When his family tried calling the number again, it could no longer be reached.

This has been brought to several biblical scholars and pastors for interpretation; all with the same explanation: An angel, in behalf of Allan, had sent the texts. Given the rapid succession the messages were received, absolute accuracy of the verses and impossibility that anyone would have known John’s new number, there is no other possible answer.

Allan Tan, even in death, was still looking out for the welfare of his loved ones. What follows is the exact verbatim of the text messages. Allan Tan is alive. He has gone home to our Father.

The Tan family may have lost a son, a brother, a husband, father, uncle, and a friend. But they have gained an angel.

OCTOBER 27, 2008
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01. WORSHIP, JOHN_4:23_
Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks.

12:17:27

02. WORSHIP, JOHN_4:24_
God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in spirit and in truth."

12:17:53

03. IN SPIRIT, GALATIANS_5:[22]-[23]
[22] But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness,
[23] gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.
THE_HOLY_BIBLE,/NIV/’73/’78/’84/

12:18:15

04. IN TRUTH, JOHN_14:6 _
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
THE_HOLY_BIBLE, /NIV/’73/’78/’84/

12:18:42

05. HIS Promise, JOHN_3:16_
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

12:19:07

06. HIS Promise, JOHN_17:3_
Now this is eternal life: that they may know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent.

12:19:31

07. THE BLESSED, JOHN_20:29_
Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed."

12:19:56

08. WEALTH, LUKE_16:9 _
I tell you, use worldly wealth to gain friends for yourselves, so that when it is gone, you will be welcomed into eternal dwellings.
THE_HOLY_BIBLE,/NIV/’73/’78/’84/

12:20:24

09. Good Works, MATTHEW_6:1 _
Be careful not to do your 'acts of righteousness' before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
THE_HOLY_BIBLE,/NIV/’73/’78/’84/

12:20:52

10. HIS Message, REVELATION_22:7
[7] “Behold, I am coming soon! Blessed is he who keeps the words of the prophecy in this book."
THE_HOLY_BIBLE, /NIV/’73/’78/’84/

12:21:25

LAPASTANGAN.

2008-11-19T01:22:00.001-08:00

Okay, I don't know what it means but I think it'd make a good blog title. Hahaha. I heard mum saying, "Nilapastangan na nga nila si Allan ... "

Mum said its parang "binaboy ang pagkatao."

TRUE?

Sorry I never could get past Filipino. O_O

SO ANYWAYS.

Back when I was in first year college, I went through the worst kind of intrigue EVER. As in WHOA. Its probably the most degrading and insulting thing you can say about someone. What made it WORSE is the fact that, of course, not a MORSEL of gossip was TRUE.

Were the scandalous lies for real, people would've gotten over it sooner. *Remember Michelle D.?*

Come to think of it, I think I've been a really controversial girl even before I hit college. The funniest I've heard was me allegedly having two children. HAHAHAHA. I don't even have a puppy. :| The others, mediocre. Like some random Catbalogan loser guys claiming I'm their ex-girlfriend or something. EW. Dream on. *shudders*

SO ANYWAY. POINT IS:

Hindi pa ba kayo tumakas sa akin? Wasn't demoralizing and degrading my reputation and integrity enough for you people?

WHY, OH WHY DO YOU STILL NEED TO TALK SH*T ABOUT MY DEAD UNCLE.

HE'S DEAD. HE WAS AN INNOCENT PERSON WHO WAS SHOT TO DEATH IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WHILE TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING.

Now you f*cking bastards better shut your trap about him. Don't you know we had the chance to speak with some of the NPA heads stationed in Samar and they had nothing to do with his death? That they said Uncle Allan was a good person and they could never do that to him?

Do you know how many people went to his wake? That up to now, random people show up at Fortune and Robinson to give their condolences and show their support?

Almost the whole of Catbalogan from all walks of life came to his wake. Friends from Manila, Tacloban, Cebu showed up. From the richest Chinese communities, to the powerful Mayor Tekwa, Mayor Cabuenas, etc., to the poorest of people whose lives my Uncle has touched. From Roman Catholics to Born Agains to Atheists showing up at his wake being held at UCCP. It came to the point wherein the UCCP church could no longer accommodate everyone and visitors were just standing OUTSIDE. As in they were in the STREETS just standing there to show their last respects.

Uncle Allan became rich because he worked hard. He had a pautang business that went along smoothly, and he has an agrivet and poultry supply. He also owns various lands that he bought CLEAN from banks and does a pa-upahan. Do you know how much his store makes in a day? Trust me on this one because I was his intern-cashier-slash-tindera since the fifth grade.

Everything I need to know about business, my Uncle Allan taught me. He was the most humble man I have ever known. Do you know that his laundry basket's handle broke and he fixed it by tying on STRAW to substitute for a handle? Would a drug lord/land grabber/whatever it is you people are calling him do that? They'd just buy another one since money came easily to them, right?

Uncle Allan was kuripot when it came to himself, but generous when it came to God, the church, and others. Do you know that he has been supporting a church in Gandara for over twenty-three years and we only found out about it now? I remember the week he died some radio jock was so angry, he blurted out: Diri kamo maaram na ito na anonymous na permi nabulig ha iyo, hi Allan Tan ito! *Don't you people know that that anonymous donor who's always helping you was Allan Tan!*

Pwede ba. My Uncle's life was rudely cut short. As my aunts would say, "Binaboy at pinatay ng wala man lang kalaban-laban."

Our memory is all we have of him. I just hope people won't ruin and tarnish it by senseless, mindless and tactless rubbish.

Low lives have nothing else to do with their poor and boring existence, and I'm sorry that Uncle Allan was just some boring old rich guy whose death can't bring them juicy chismis to live off for a few months or so.

For the last time, let me get the facts straight. Allan Tan died on October 27, 2008, with TWO gunshots to the heart. *Not four* He was forty-five, not thirty-five. He got rich by WORKING HARD and he doesn't even SMOKE nor DRINK. His only vice was SOFT DRINKS and HIGH CHOLESTEROL FOODS. Whenever I'd go home for the holidays, I'd buy him either TWO LARGE CHAMP BURGERS or a BOX OF BAVARIAN DONUTS.

Uncle Allan wasn't a land grabber. He'd buy land from the bank and if ever there were squatters or whatever still living off his property, he'd give them more than enough money to construct a new house somewhere else. Uncle Allan would never EVER manufacture drugs. He saved people. He would never have the heart to make a living by ruining lives. He almost slapped me silly when he ALLEGEDLY thought I had addict friends. You should've seen him! He almost burst a pipe! Hahahaha.

I honestly think the worst Uncle Allan has done in his life is to eat bavarian donuts.

So. There you have it. And for your sakes, I'd think twice before talking garbage. There is such thing as libel, and karma does exist. :) God doesn't sleep, ya know? :)

As Dr. Marco said, "ALLAN WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN THE HEARTS OF EVERY PEACE-LOVING CATBALOGANON."

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, McDUNOT! Naglalangoy-langoy na imo kaluluwa ha impyerno. MURDERER!

I rest my case. Who's up for coffee?

Faith, Hope and Charity.

2008-11-18T17:34:00.000-08:00

My friends and I are holding a toy drive for the orphaned and less fortunate in lieu with the holiday seasons. :) You can help by donating old toys, books and clothes. :) A small act can go a long way.

We're also holding our second Shop for a Cause Bazaar. ANYTHING can be donated -- DVDs, old clothes, shoes, etc. Proceeds will go to the construction of our SB Parish Convent, groceries and funds for selected barangays and or churches within Catbalogan.

Christmas is about giving. Have a Merry Christmas, folks!

***

It was Auntie Karol's birthday yesterday *Uncle Allan's wife*. His unica hija, Jasmine, will turn eight on November 25 -- the same day my E-ma *Uncle Allan's mom*, turns 70. Robin, his eldest and only son, will turn twelve on December 9.

This will be our family's first Christmas without him -- but his first Christmas with God. He'll also be with Ingkong on Christmas again.

I heard KFC Tacloban will be opening on November 29. I don't have an Uncle Allan to bring pasalubong to anymore. He always appreciated every french fry *no matter how durog-durog from the two and a half hour drive* I brought him.

We all know he's in a better place. Uncle Allan wasn't only a good man -- he was a great man. A person of integrity and principles. Jam's dad said it well: "He had a heart of gold."

I miss you Uncle Allan. I miss you every day. Every second. We all miss you. Have a Merry Christmas.

We WILL find you justice. Earthly and divine.

TRIVIA.

2008-11-15T23:56:00.000-08:00

I married my cousin and our bread has centipedes. I killed Allan Tan.

Who Am I?

PS: We upped the reward money to half a million pesos.

PPS: Tacloban na ako. YEY! Civilization! Hekhekhek
Chill, Catbalogan. :> My coffee shopS na tayo.

XOXO,

The Phoenix.

2008-11-03T21:56:00.000-08:00

Miami Ink has been inspiring me to get inked for quite a while now; but only last night have I figured out what I want to someday get.

I will get a tattoo of a phoenix to commemorate my late uncle.

The phoenix will symbolize uncle Allan's second life. A few weeks after my college graduation, we received a call that Uncle Allan has been stabbed multiple times by a masked assailant. The evil psycho person managed to get his face and arm, but the knife was miraculously BENT when aiming for his jugular.

Given a second chance at life, Uncle Allan was able to redeem himself. He was brought himself closer to his family; and most importantly, to God. He was by nature a really good person who unconditionally gave and helped numerous churches and civilians, but it was about a few months before his death that he became a Born Again Christian.

Born again -- just like a phoenix.

The mastermind behind his multiple stab wounds never gave up. He was shot twice and died instantly on October 27, 2008. We miss him dearly, but we all know that Uncle Allan is in heaven. He was given another life -- eternal life, and is witnessing the fulfillment of our Lord's promise.

And just like a phoenix, I know our whole family will one day be able to rise from the ashes of pain and torment. We will miss Uncle Allan every single day of our lives, but we will be born again. We will ascend above the grief stronger than ever. You see, the murderer was never successful. She (yes, she), was never able to take away Uncle Allan's soul nor his faith. And she will never take away ours, either.

If ever I do decide to get a phoenix tattooed on me (by Chris Garver simply because he's the most talented. :D), I'll have it in full color to represent the vibrancy and life that my Uncle lived. I'd want it to be feather-y to symbolize the numerous lives he has touched and the ripple effect of his generosity. Lastly, I'll have it overlooking my back.

Uncle Allan always had my back no matter what. :)

This time our family is going against the norm of Chinese tradition -- we're not always in white, we're cutting our hair, and we don't have a black pin on our clothes. We knew Uncle Allan wouldn't have wanted that. I was at PCBS this morning and I found a pin of a golden dove. Instead of a black pin symbolizing mourning and grief, I'll be wearing a golden dove on my clothes. Uncle Allan is with the Holy Spirit in heaven. It may hurt to not have him with us physically, but I know that he's watching our family together my Angkong and Daddy's parents.

It's not goodbye. It's see ya later. :)

O_O

2008-10-12T23:14:00.000-07:00

My brain's all rusty now. I've lost my blogging habit.

O_O

The world has finally succumbed to turmoil.

Resurrected.

2008-10-07T16:42:00.000-07:00

I am ALIVE! :)

My blogbrain is a bit rusty. Will try to concoct an entry. Will try.

Who Am I?

2008-09-26T17:53:00.000-07:00

I love this song. :) 'Twas our theme song for the teaching stint I did last summer. I love it. Awe-inspiring. Plus some of my co-trainees managed to do a role play thingy that made us ALL cry -- including the pastors. Ahw. :|

Who Am I (Acapella) - Christian Artists

Who am I? That the Lord of all the earthWould care to know my nameWould care to feel my hurtWho am I? That the Bright and Morning StarWould choose to light the wayFor my ever wandering heartNot because of who I amBut because of what You've doneNot because of what I've doneBut because of who You areI am a flower quickly fadingHere today and gone tomorrowA wave tossed in the oceanA vapor in the windStill You hear me when I'm callingLord, You catch me when I'm fallingand You've told me who i amI am Yours, I am YoursWho am I, that the eyes that see my sinWould look on me with love and watch me rise againWho am I, that the voice that calmed the seaWould call out through the rainAnd calm the storm in meNot because of who I amBut because of what You've doneNot because of what Ive doneBut because of who You areI am a flower quickly fadingHere today and gone tomorrowA wave tossed in the oceanA vapor in the windStill You hear me when I'm callingLord, You catch me when I'm fallingAnd You've told me who i amI am YoursI am a flower quickly fadingHere today and gone tomorrowA wave tossed in the oceanA vapor in the windStill You hear me when I'm callingLord, You catch me when I'm fallingAnd You’ve told me who I amI am Yours

Reminiscing. Hahaha.

2008-09-24T00:41:00.000-07:00

We're in the midst of cleaning up and packing for the new home, and I recently unearthed this ridiculously embarrassing scrapbook from my senior high school year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

FYI, the big middle picture is how I looked like in the sixth grade! Haha. They haven't released our senior pics pa at the time so yeah. :P

Here's some more funny peechors I found.

Hahahahaha! I'm laughing my lungs out.

There are even MORE embarrassing peechors, but I'm too lazy to scan them. Maita's in her awkward stage in life. Haha! Pre-contacts and braces era. O_O

Also, look how skinny I am in the second pic! That's Me, Yen and Maita stalking Mon Villarin outside Donnie's house. O_O

The last is of Madel and me. Naka caption pa, "on the set of Frenzy" Hahahahaha! I am such a lame-ass lewserrrrr.

I was such a loser in high school. Ohwell. I think everyone's entitled to be a lameass once in her/her life.

On second thought, Sheena recently uploaded some COLLEGE pictures. I still think I look like a loser. Funny kase I don't remember some of the pics being taken. O_O

Freaky.

I also unearthed some of the letters and cards my friends made for me. Ahw. Mum's letter was there, also. Wah! I kept bawling. I always cry when reading mum's letter. Aya's card also made me cry. She talked about Madel her and I being the best of friends no matter what happens. I wonder where she is now. The single rose she gave me was also still there. :) I put it in the middle of the card. There was also Madel's birthday letter-gift and Maita's note when I was leaving for college.

*cries*

PS: I wonder where my HS grad pic is? Hmm.

To the most important man in my life:

2008-09-23T03:01:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday, Daddy! I love you so much! :) I miss you and I'll see you real soon, okay? :) Thank you for all the love you've showered us with; for the times you'd stay up at night when Tyn and I were sick, for slacking off from work to take care of me 'coz we didn't have a yaya. Thank you for all the sacrifices you've given us. I love you for doing your best to protect me from the evils of the universe. LOL.

Thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike and all that other stuff. Now you gotta teach me how to drive.

I love you always and forever! :)

Testing lang.

2008-09-17T02:22:00.000-07:00

Gossip girl season2 episode 2.
PS: I can't believe someone from Catbalogan asked, "Does anyone one know when GG S02 starts?"

ROFLMAO. Retard.

I'm just checking if it works here. I like uploading dito sa Multips kse it takes lesser time then from YouTube *even if it is imported from YT.*

OHWELL.

Medicated.

2008-09-12T19:33:00.000-07:00

I am pissed. Very very pissed. And highly emotional. I want to cry. And frustrated, tired, hungry. And it's HOT!

Crazy steroids. Or is the world just picking on me today?

Late Reaction.

2008-09-12T03:12:00.000-07:00

American National Anthem (Star Spangled Banner) - .........

I cried this afternoon. I think I watch too much Discovery channel. Hahaha. :) No. Seriously. They did a special on 9/11, and I couldn't resist. When you hear about stuff like this on the news; you get concerned, say a little prayer, talk about it with your family -- but you don't know what its like. You can't even begin to fathom what the victims went through and how it must be for the families they left behind. America is supposedly known as the land of the free and the home of the brave; and that freedom and bravery was tested on September 11, 2001.

Whenever I'd think about the tragedy, I'd think about America in general. I'd think about Bill Clinton and how lucky he must've felt by not having to be president of the US anymore. Then I'd ponder on Bush and stare in awe at how fast his hair turned white, or how old he got in just a few days. I would always wonder what the H*LL was going on in Bin Ladin's sick mind. I saw pictures of ground zero and I remember thinking about a road trip we were planning to upstate NYC. I'll never get to see the twin towers. Ever.

The passengers on board those planes were real people with real lives. They had families to go home to, they had lives to live. And that's what made me break down -- A woman, three months pregnant for the first time after trying for five years; the twenty-year old college girl; the thirty-something happy go lucky guy who just attended his grandparent's 100th birthday; a police officer with three children -- different people from different races and cultures, from all walks of life. Innocent people. Dead people.

When the twin towers and the pentagon went down, they took a huge chunk of American spirit with them. The country is still a bit shaken, there's still hope. There will always be hope. And there will always be faith.

For the land of the free, and the home of the brave. :)

PS: I heard that the Golden Gate and 7-mile bridges were targets that day, too! Wahh! I'm putting it on my lists to visit when I get back before some terrorists decide to bomb it down or something. :|

PPS: I love America. And the Philippines. And when I'm here, I cry whenever I hear the Star Spangled Banner. And I know I'll cry when I'm NOT here for good anymore and hear the Lupang Hinirang. :)

Signs of Aging.

2008-09-10T22:06:00.000-07:00

I think I'm getting old.

Was supposed to do some studying last night, but then I remembered that London Ink was premiering on TV so I decided to watch just ONE episode. I didn't like it. Boo. Was about to turn the telly off, but I saw that Miami Ink was up next. Yey! I love Miami Ink to death. :) Almost all their tattoo artists are hotttt and every time I watch the show, I want to get my own tat. I feel bad now that Kat Von D isn't there anymore (bitch left to open up her own LA ink), but ohwell.

Miami beach is a good twenty minute drive from where we live. Let's see if I get one in about two years!

So. Post Miami Ink indulgence, I started flipping channels and saw Mariah Carey on Myx singing "Can't Take That Away". Ahw. I love that song! Syempre, I couldn't resist but singing along (hahahahaha). Bedeful, bedeful. :) Encore! Encore! Then the music changed and an even better song came on. Stan by Eminem. Hey! That was like, an epidemic back in high school! So of course, I started singing along too. 'Til the song came to an end an the VJ said, "and that's myx backtraxx...."

BACKTRAXX? I'm THAT old? Music from my time is already on BACKTRAXX? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

So ANYWAYS, now I'm trying to do a wee bit studying for our killer exams and problem sets due this weekend. But I can't because our neighbor's yaya is too malandi to shut her ugly trap. UGH. I hate that yaya kase she was the one who was forming diabolical plans alongside our former feeling artista maid. GRR. Now she's screaming and giggling outside the compound and its GROSS.

I wonder if she actually thinks she can seduce someone? Gahd I have to study. There's so much coverage and I haven't even started. I haven't even looked at the coverage! :| I want to drop out, but we're only two sessions 'til finals. Also, there's these words that my friend Sheena once blogged, "What's going to happen if I quit every time things get hard?" (or something like that, hahahaha)

Ohwell. I want to blog on more stuff but maybe later. My chest is all tight again. Bahhhhhhhh

Mothers are ALWAYS right.

2008-09-10T21:43:00.000-07:00

ALWAYS.

Beyond reasonable doubt.

About a year ago, I THOUGHT I needed help getting my NCLEX papers done. So I went to this agency that charges two thousand pesos for services. Mum said that the idea of having some amateur agency take over my papers was absurd and definitely useless. But I was insistent, so mother handed me the two grand.

That agency is USELESS. They work for the states that are always applied for like California, but how about the state that I need? Why don't they call themselves the nursing agency for California-bound nurses instead? BETTER YET, why didn't they tell me that they CAN'T take on my complicated case?

It's almost a year now and my application to Florida is about to expire. PRC has already responded but I'm not sure if they were able to forward my papers to the CGFNS na for my credentials evaluation.

I don't wanna freakin' pay another ten thousand pesos just to take the NCLEX. We already paid ten thousand last year and we paid another seventeen thousand for the credentials thingy. Fuckiddddd.

This would've been avoided if only PRC told me that my license was put on hold in the first place. I was always there, calling and visiting them. They kept telling me to come back next week, etc. Why didn't they tell me there was something wrong with my license? Saying they didn't know isn't an answer. It's their JOB to know. I don't give a flying fcuk if they're BUSY, they have to find out!

(I'm thinking about pressing charges, but I don't know where to start)

So anyways, back to the lousy third world province agency. Oh yes.

I've sent dozens of emails to the Florida BON about my situation, but they haven't responded. I'm toying with the notion of calling them, too. Thing is, I paid an AGENCY to do it for me, right? Wrong. I remember the woman with harassed looking hair at the desk and it sends shivers up and down my spine. SHE'S going to represent ME? And talk to a BON agent in ENGLISH? I'll do it myself.

Which is basically my point. Why'd I have to pay a stupid agency, anyways? All they want to do is cater to Cali or Saipan takers because its all they can do. Because even a retard could do that with their eyes closed. But they can't do my case (because it's complicated and Florida has too many requirements) so why'd they take my freakin' money in the first place?

Okay mom was right. And was right when she told me that reviewing for the NCLEX in Cebu is a bad idea, too. I didn't get anything out of it except for a depleted ATM alot of shoes I don't use anymore.

Hayy. I'm sorry, Mummy. :| :| :|

Updates: Recovery and Relapse

2008-09-09T21:41:00.000-07:00

Was sick starting Monday (yesterday) with the flu and asthma meds' side effects. :| Popped in some Bioflu and felt better in the morning but I'm still feeling a bit woozy as of the moment. Bah.

BFF dedes visited me yesterday. :D Gah, I bet I smelled bad at the time kay was trying to get myself to sweat off the flu. PLUS I was having MAJOR chills that hurt my muscles. Thanks for the smidgets, Babz! Thats all I ate coz its all I can taste. :) Hehe.
I have an exam on Saturday. And problem sets AGAIN! I don't think stat would be as hard if our prof didn't merge those taking up Basic Stat1 with the doctorates taking up Advanced stat2. I mean c'mon! Gah!

Watched and uploaded OTH S05 E02. :) Whee! The suspense is KILLING ME! :) Poor Brooke. :| Why does she have to be some frickin' martyr and all? I really don't like Peyton/Lucas together. Their relationship hurts and tramples on too many people along the way. BUT I just can't help but smile seeing them together. :)

I'm also watching episodes here and there of Miami Ink. Gahd I love this show. :D I'm trying to look for the s01 episodes but i can't. :|

We have a new maid. Yey! She's Manananggal's kid, and I think she might have some stupidity issues. I have to tell her to do things twice and all she does is give me this blank stare. She also answers to questions very slowlyyyyyyy. BUT I think she's gonna be okay. Not JENNY okay, but better than Jane okay. So it's fine with me. I'm getting tired of hogging up all the household chores. Hahahaha

Since I'm not the maid anymore, I have a new job. I haven't started, but check out Noble News and Reviews by Miss Elle. She's currently "not fit" to blog as of the moment, so I'll be taking over it for her. LOL. The idea kinda SCARES me because her blog is BIG SHOES TO FILL. BUT I'll do my best. :)

Thazall. *Lame blog*

PS: Can I vent? I hate having to deal with people from my multiply business site. When you say NEGOTIABLE, it isn't SYNONYMOUS to NAME YOUR PRICE you morons! You ASK for a price then we negotiate on it. And please don't text me at wee hours in the morning asking for stupid questions like if you can get my divicam for 5.5k. Do you want me to give it to you instead? GRR.

I also think EBAYers are stupid. And twice more demanding than multipliers. One just texted me now. "How much is the buy it now price for your P300 havs? REPLY ASAP"

WTH. I WOULD HAVE replied ASAP, but since s/he pissed me off, I'm deciding not to reply at all. Hahahahahahaha. :)

I almost died.

2008-09-07T01:08:00.000-07:00

Just kidding. I bet ALOT got disappointed that the title was a joke, eh? Hahaha. My apologies. I shouldn't put peoples' hopes up like that.

Truth is, I was almost rushed to the hospital at two in the morning. Stupid lungs.

At around 8:00pm I was already feeling sleepy but decided to fight it para dretso na for the night sleep and stuff. So I read a little, watched a little, ate a little *HAHAHAHAHAHA* At around 11, I decided to hit the sack. Then I started coughing. And I was like, "oh wow. NOW I get a cough. Isn't cough season supposed to be over?" Then it started getting rowdy. And I was like, "Oh you stupid rhinitis. Here you go again!*

So I popped in some Claritin and expected things to be good.

cough cough cough. COUGH COUGH COUGH. COUGH COUGH COUGH. COUGH COUGH COUGH. COUGH COUGH COUGH.

ARGH! Why won't the stupid medicine work? So I decided that maybe I've increased tolerance for the drug and decided to pop in ANOTHER 500mg.

cough cough cough. COUGH COUGH COUGH. COUGH COUGH COUGH. COUGH COUGH COUGH. COUGH COUGH COUGH.

What the hell???

Is that BLOOD I taste? I'm coughing up BLOOD?

Conscious mind: Do you have TB, Kim?
Subconscious mind: Kim can't have TB! She's always cooped up inside the house. No exposure
Conscious mind: So what can you get from lying around all day? OH! Pneumonia?
Subconscious mind: All she has is a dry cough; and her throat could be raw from all that hacking
Conscious mind: So its her rhinitis again
Subconscious mind: What else could it be?
Conscious mind: But her NOSE is perfectly clear. See? And can't you hear all that crackling and wheezing from her breathing?
Subconscious mind: Asthma? But she doesn't have a history, right?
Conscious mind: She was never diagnosed, if that's what you're thinking. But it's pretty strong in their family history

MOMMY: Kim? KIM?! What's wrong? Do we need to take you to the hospital?

Subconscious: Yes, Kim needs to go to the hospital
Conscious: She'll be given an IV of epinephrine.

ME:

Subconscious: There must be some other way!

MENTAL FLASHBACK: January 19, 2008. Ayala Cebu.

Asthma/rhinitis/whatever you call it attacks again. Was to meet Sheena, Sam, Chi Cindy and Te Chiex.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
ARE YOU OKAY?
HOYYYYY. WRONG MEDICATION! WRONG MEDICATION KA!
COUGH SYRUP/NEOZEP DAPAT! NOT BENADRYL!

Me: *fuzz fuzz fuzz*

END OF FLASHBACK.

Conscious mind: There's Robitussin downstairs. And Neozep's in the first aid kit
Subconscious mind: Robitussin's an expectorant. So it means she'll be coughing up her lungs at this point. I don't think she needs a push in loosening her secretions, if you know what I mean
Conscious mind: Yes, yes. Kim's drinking the Claritin to dilate her airways AND help her sleep
Subconscious mind: But its not enough. We need something to dilate her airways MORE!
Conscious mind: Now. If I were a stupid constricted bronchiole cutting of air, what would I need?

BOTH MINDS: HOT WATER! DRINK HOT WATER!

Mom: Kim? KIM! Come on. I'm bringing you to the hospital. Tin. Ready na the bags. Come on
Me: No. No. I'm okay. Never mind.

Subconscious mind: Fowler's position! Fowler's position!
Conscious mind: HIGH FOWLER'S! HIGH FOWLER'S!
Subconscious mind: NOT WORKING! ORTHOPNEIC POSITION! ORTHOPNEIC POSITION!

LUNGS: Crackle, crackle. Wheeze, wheeze. Crackle, Wheeze.

BRAIN: Dilate, bronchioles! Dilate!

LUNGS: Crackle, wheeze.

BRAIN: *fuzz fuzz*

'Til I fell asleep. It took 1000mg of Claritin to make my brain drowse. Woke up again coz my neck was so stiff from the stupid super high fowler's position.

Gahd, that was terrible! El terrible! :|

Will go to the pulmo tomorrow. I hope I don't need some asthmatic inhaler! They have steroids that make you FAT! :| Maybe I should do some wall climbing? Hmm.

I AM 104% MEAN. HAHAHAHAHAHA

2008-09-05T23:32:00.000-07:00

Complete the following questions to find out just how mean you are.

[x] I think I`m gonna have a high score on this.
[ ] I don`t talk to one or both of my parents that much.
[x] I have said horrible things to someone`s face.
[x] I give people disgusting looks sometimes. (99% of the time when I'm grossed out)
[x] I`ve been known to have an attitude.
Total: 4

[x] I took heads off dolls or action
figures when I was little.
[x] I have destroyed something
valuable on purpose.
[x] Most people suck.
[x] I have thrown total tantrums.
Total: 8

[x] I get mad easily.
[x] I have no clue when I`m doing it.
[x] Sometimes I order people around.
[ ] I am/was known around my neighborhood as the kid everyone else doesn`t want their kids hanging out with.
[x] I`ve argued with a teacher. {right, persies?!}
Total: 12

[x] I could honestly care less about school.
[x] I love messing with other people`s heads.
[x] I`ve been told I`m conceited. {i think}
[x] I joke around.
[x] I yell daily.
Total: 17

[x] I seem to always be in a fight with someone.
[x ] I don`t like smiling but do anyways.
[x] I know at least 3 people I would like to kick the crap out of.
[x] I love pranking people.
[x] Freaking hate a lot of people.
Total: 22

[x] People annoy me very easily.
[x] Some people are just flat out immature.
[x] I always have to get the last word.
[x] I always have the perfect comeback.
Total: 26

GRAND TOTAL: 26

Add up all the ex`s and multiply by 4.
Re-post this as " __ % Mean. "

25x4=100% (oh shit!)

Doomthday ith hewe! :(

2008-09-04T01:47:00.000-07:00

O Fortuna - Carl Orff

PLEASE WAIT FOR THE MUSIC TO LOAD. THEN START READING.

If thewe'th anything I am afwaid of in the wewwd, it'th NOT death. ow gwowing owd awone. it'th the DENTITHT!
(If there's anything I am afraid of in the world, it's NOT death. Or growing old alone. It's the Dentist!)

Ackkkk!
(Ackkkk!)

I've awayth been twying to pothtpone aww my dentaw appointmenth ath much ath pothibwe, but thith time, thewe wewe no mowe exthcutheth. My weft mowlaw cwacked into haf wath week, then it cwacked again on Monday weaving me a duwog-duwog tooth! I awmotht athpirated on them pa!
(I've always been trying to postpone all my dental appointments as much as possible, but this time, there were no more excuses. My left molar cracked into half last week, then it cracked again on Monday leaving me with a durog-durog tooth! I almost aspirated on them pa!)

Tho, I paid a vithit to the onwy dentitht I twust, and she towd me that thewe wath no mowe hope for my poow wittow tooth. They had to puww it out. :| Oh my! I wiww be toothweth again!
(So, I paid a visit to the only dentist I trust, and she told me that there was no more hope for my poor little tooth. They had to pull it out. :| Oh my! I will be toothless again!)

Whiwe waiting fow my tuwn on the scawy chaiw, the patient befowe me wath having a pathta! Aghhh! I think the conthtant dwilling ith the thcawietht thound in the whowe wide wowwd! You can jutht imagine the agony that I had to go thwough, jutht lithening to that! :| I wath having cowd sweattht and aww!
(While waiting for my turn on the scary chair, the patient before me was having a pasta! Aghh! I think the constant drilling is the scariest sound in the whole wide world! You can just imagine the agony that I had to go through, just listening to that! I was having cold sweats and all!)

Poow kimmie. :|
(Poor kimmie. :|)

The anethtethia huwt wike heww! Dwa. Sudawio put a topicaw anethtethia fiwst to hewp wessen the pain of the injection, but it thtill huwt! I wath cwying the whole time!
(The anesthesia hurt like hell! Dra. Sudario put a topical anesthesia first to help lessen the pain of the injection, but it still hurt! I was crying the whole time!)

AND THE ANETHETHIA ITH WHY I AM TAWKING WIKE THITH! MY GUMTH AND CHEECKTH AND TONGUE ITH THWOLLEN.

I don't have ngipin huhuhu. :|

I'm crossing over to the dark side.

2008-09-03T22:37:00.000-07:00

Bwahahaha. :) Whutevs. Sorry, I'm going ballistic again.

I've just been pondering on.. Whether or not should I convert to vegetarianism? O_o It's been something that I've been thinking about for a while now. Yes, I've been thinking about it.

No, I'm not some anti-animal cruelty activist, silly! :) I just think it'd be good. Change is always good, especially if it's for the better. And yes, it'll help save animals and all that.

Thing is, I'm not sure if I'm ready to say byebye to my cheeseburger-loving ways! :| Gahd, I'm so in love with McDonalds' Double Cheeseburgers and Wendy's Bacon Cheeseburgers. And how about my love for sisig?

Now look at those beautiful little creatures with their big, puppy dog eyes. It's practically begging me to eat them!

SO. I came up with a jolly good idea. I can be a vegetarian on weekdays, and a carnivore on weekends! YEYYYYY. LOL.

I learned a new word today. It's Flexitarianism. Wikipedia defined it as:

Flexitarianism is a semi-vegetarian diet involving the practice of eating mainly vegetarian food, but making occasional exceptions for social, pragmatic, cultural, or nutritional reasons. There is a wide range in the circumstances and outer boundaries of their dietary practices, which resist easy classification.^[1]

Cool, eh? :) Maybe I can do that. Hehehehe.

Kanina we had talong (i think) for lunch. There was also my favorite (atay). So I ignored the talong and went for the atay. In the middle of my shameless pigging out, I noticed that the talong had cheese. Shredded cheddar cheese like the kind you put on spaghetti. It also had spaghetti sauce and stuff in it! YUM. So I mixed it together and took a taste -- scrumptious. heavenly. :))

I told my sister about it and she also took a hesitant bite. THEN started ravaging the whole thing. It was good! :))

I once saw Ornusa Cadness cook on The Sweet Life. She's a vegetarian na din pala. No wonder sheezo sexayyyyy! You don't have to eat raw veggies for the rest of your life or something. :) Be creative!

Now, all I need are some cooking lessons and a support system to help me cross over to the dark side! Hehehehe. :)

But I'll still eat burgers and sisig on weekends. :)

Bye Havshavs! :))

2008-09-03T00:30:00.000-07:00

Hahahaha! I can't believe I'm calling my Havaianas "havshavs"

I'm about to say goodbye to almost ALL of my pairs. :| My FAVORITE ones pa naman. Like the silver metallic tops and my über love, the green brazils. Ohwell. It's about time. Those guys are ancient. Like, third year college? Hahahaha. And I need to make way for my new pairs. :P I treated myself to ALL the Saks 5th Avenue tsinelases *hahaha* and two etnics. I'm thinking about getting a pink alert but it's P1600. Too much money. :|

Ohwell. Out with the old, in with the new! :))

PS: Raidourbodega is active again. Hehehe.

And I'm on SALE! :)

RABID FAN GIRL ON THE LOOSE!

2008-08-29T03:52:00.000-07:00

Hi. Sorry. Haha. I know I've been posting a min of three blog entries a day, but it's a compulsion. It's either BLOG, or EAT. So I'd rather blog. LOL.

Anyhoo, I checked out the OTH group site HAHA. And was relieved when I saw some spoilers and pictures for season 6. :) Someone's got to do something about those pesky sellers. Grr! Why don't they post on their OWN blogs? Multiply has ALOT of benta groups, so why don't they just post there? Nakakainis. We joined the group to know/bond with other fans and get juicy info and behind the scenes stuff. If we wanted a catalog, we'd join some other group.

So. Looky what I found. :D

Now. Skillz is my personal favorite, but really. DEB? Hahahaha. Sicko.

Look at the writings on Riverside court. Peyton wrote it. And it's for Lucas. :D

I like Antwon Tanner. He kinda looks constipated here, though. :D

For the love of all things holy, who the H is this???

Bitchtoria and Brooke. :)

So yun. I managed to get a hold on the spoilers and dialogues, but mejo di ko na gets. They hurt my head haha. :)

Speaking of me being a rabid fan girl, I head Meyer isn't going to publish Midnight Sun na. :| I repeat, Stephenie Meyer will NOT push through with publishing Midnight Sun.

:| Goodness gracious. :| Poor little fan girls like me. :|

Anyways, it's Sportsfest at St. Scho today. Started yesterday. No offense ha. Is it just me or there are ALOT of pangit girls infesting the school na? :| Hahaha! I've only seen a handful of purrdy girls like my friend Jann, Sheena's sister Dimple, and my sister's old school mates. Hmm. I'm sure I can name a whole lot more pretties at my former school, but really. I've been seeing a hellalot uglies, too!

JUST OBSERVING GUYS! :D

Via and Joana texted us. We were gonna play ball daw for the alumnis. Haha! Don't like. But it would've been fun, though! Lalo na kse we don't have SANCTIONS to think about. I can be pulling hair left and right! Yeyy.

But then again, revenge won't be as sweet. Plus, I've got a bad back as of the moment. Salonpas, anyone? Haha!

Moments, HAHA!

2008-08-29T02:22:00.000-07:00

This isn't me being mean. Or myself. This is me OBSERVING. :D
So. I was commuting on the way home again today, and let me tell you. Commuting = boring. Plus the pollution gets to my face and the velocity tussles my hair.

So anyways. Haha. Sorry I can't stop laughing. You see, there's this GUY who tapped the girl right next to him and said, "Miss, can I ask for your email?"

HAHAHAHA! Email! Efuckingmail?

The thought of some random stranger tapping your shoulder and asking for your number is absurd, but your electronic mail address? Hahahahahaha.

The girl looked around consciously, and spotted me smirking. Sorry, couldn't help it, eh! Haha! Then she took the guy's number and typed in her eadd. I'm thinking maybe it was a fake one? I mean, if I were her, I'd type in fuckoff@gotohell.com or something. Haha! But she held herself with dignity, and went back to listening to music with her makeshift earphones and stuff.

Then the guy tapped her shoulder again.

Hahaha. I let out a snort. Gahd spontaneity can be SO entertaining!

"Can you put in your number while you're at it?

LOL.. This time, the girl said NO. And the guy kept badgering her. Really, I have to give the girl some credit. If I were her, I'd punch the guy in the face or something. Nice girl. He kept annoying her, asking for her number, asking what course she was taking. He even enumerated all the health science courses. Nursing. Medtech. Pharma. Hahaha!

I sneaked a peek at the guy, and I ended up having to cover my mouth. Gahd. You know seeing someone for the very first time and being able to lable him/her into something stereotypical? Well. I'm definitely not a stereotype, but he DEFINITELY had LOSER written all over his forehead. Hahahaha. Funny kse I think the girl was so spooked out, she started texting her friends. AND THE GUY WAS READING FROM BEHIND! HAHAHAHAH

He looked put out, though. Maybe she WAS talking bad about him. I know I would!

Wala lang. :) Just some kwento coming from a third world province in this third world country. Hihi. Izzo funny. :D

My Nerd-y Wish List

2008-08-28T10:46:00.000-07:00

My sister once blogged about me being married to a book since I was a kid. Hahahaha. I don't know how I should react to that, but I DO recall reading even before I knew how! :D Weird much? I had books with tapes. Can't remember what they were called back in the day, basta yun. Like, I'd have a book and read along with the tapes playing. 'Til I had the book memorized and could do without the tape haha.

It was in the third grade when I read my first novel: With You or Without You by Ann M. Martin. Then, as all the superficials *sorry, haha!* at my age read Sweet Valley *fucking EW*, mum signed me up for the Baby Sitter's Club. :D I am not kidding nor bluffing when I say that i have ALL the books. Well, almost. 1-100 at the least. Swear! They're all in some huge box that Dad drove up all the way to Orlando for safekeeping at Uncle Jimboy's.

I like them better than Sweet Valley. Really! They have moral lessons and stuff. And they were responsible. Baby sitters nga, eh!

Anyhoots, I have SO many books that I just wanna read right now. :| As I've mentioned earlier , The Historian is already within my grasp. I love how the cover is. So old. And I got the Trade Paperback ed. I wanted the hardbound one, but I'm being a cheapskate as of the moment. Hehe! I looked it up on FullyBooked, and found out that the orignal price is P359. Mine is P167. Yey! What a steal!

I'm also thinking about bidding on P.S. I love you by Cecilia Ahern. It's a bit pricey, but I found a brand new one on Ebay for only P300! Nevermind that, I found a pre-loved one for only P150. Ha!

Books aren't clothes. I only buy pre-loved unless I know the people. *My random ukay-ukay sprees don't count. I've only worn ONE of my countless buys. Boo!* Books don't have to be brand new kase I won't have to worry about catching the former owners' kili-kili power or something. Hehehe! :D

Anyhoo, this reminds me. I have to pay for a few more books I won at an Ebay bidding. I got Pride and Prejudice and some Anne Rice hardbound novel. P300 lang both na! :D I lost to other bids, though. Boo! I really wanted Jodi Picoult's Vanishing Acts. :| Stupid bidders. :| It was only P100 pa naman!

Hahaha! Cheapskate me. Ohwell. I ALSO found out that Kaled Hosseini *author of The Kite Runner* got his second book, A Thousand Splendid Suns published already. Yey! Though it's gonna be a while before I find it on Ebay at my kuripot price. :|

So when does Kathleen McGowan release the sequel to The Expected One? Hmm. That should be interesting. I'll be waiting! :D

PS: Is it just me, or does McGowan have some loose nails in her head? Hmm.

OH. And bummer. My most favorite-est-iest book of all time, The Time Traveler's Wife, airs on December 25, 2008. In America. Good for me. Yey! I remember reading this on Christmas 2007. Wah! I was BAWLINGGGG. Such a good read. :))

Say hi to ~~Noah and Allie~~ Henry and Claire. :) Whee

But I was sorta kinda looking forward to watching it here with friends. Boo! Ohwell, at least we have Twilight! Yey.

I'm sorry if my being a nerd scared you people! :D But that's just a fraction of the tip of the iceberg. My dream is to one day have a library at home. :D *Though not good since I'm selling some of my old books. Hahaha*

Psycho thought: I'm thinking of selling all my Twilight books. I wanna get the hard bound ones!

Title:

2008-08-28T08:06:00.000-07:00

Sorry. I'm running out of titles for my entries. :D
Anywayz, I can't wait for September to start. September'll be a dream come true for us couch potatoes. LOL!

Prisonbreak, Gossip Girl, OTH airs on September1.
America's Next Top Model debuts on Septermber 3rd.

Now I'm not really a fan of Top Model, but this season's got a twist!

Get my drift? She's a HE! :D I hope s/he wins! Shezzo hot. And pretty. I bet s/he looks better then all those other hetero anorexics on the show.

Of course it's a publicity stunt! Izallaboutzeratings, mi bebes. But ohwell. It kinds reminds me of my previous blog wherein I talked about gay domination. :P

Hahay. I guess I'll have to watch ALL of this via STREAM. :| Still haven't gotten the hang of torrent kse. I've been cheating by using mininova.org then downloading from there via torrent haha. Pero I'm getting bored. It takes too long. Too little seeds, too many leeches! Argh.

Updates.

2008-08-28T07:20:00.000-07:00

~~This is me being mean.~~
This is me being myself.

Mum sent me on a number of errands yesterday. Being the useless cow that I am, I obliged. Anyhoo, Pacx invited me for grilled burgers at Porbida (which tastes like Flame It burgers, btw. :D). So I happily obliged, too! Hahaha. Albeit Porbida was a bit far, its near a grocery store/meat shop/fruit stand and all. So yun. After lavishly stuffing down two huge burgers, I went on with my errands.

First stop. A bunch of bananas. Heavy, huge bananas. 3 kilos worth of bananas.
Second stop. Meatshop. A kilo of cheese hotdogs and half a kilo of ham
Third stop. Grocery. Crackers, cereal, milk, etc.

Anyhoo, I was carrying THREE hugs plastics. One full of bananas, the other of cold meat, etc. You get the rest.

There was this girl with unhealthy skin and in a college uniform giving me the evil look. The "ha!-i'm-better-than-you-coz-i'm-a-kolehiyala-and-im-
not-carrying-bananas-around look."

Needless to say, I stomped on her UGLY battered Gaisano shoes on my way down.

Silly girl.

***

Migraines are in season again. Well, at least for me. :| I've been waiting for my new book to arrive since yesterday, but it only came in today. I think 2go sucks. It takes 48 hours for them to deliver a package -- FROM CEBU! Ugh.

If you want your stuff delivered pronto, ask the seller to use Air21, LBC, JRS, or LiteXpress. Anything! Just not Xend or 2go. It takes forever! :|

Anyhoo, my new book's called The Historian by Elizabeth Gostov. My old pal Ken told me about the book, and I loved the story so I looked it up on Ebay.

PS: I got it for only P167 kasama na the shipping. Yey!

***

Why do I get hunger pangs at night? And why can't I get myself to wake up early to go jogging? I mysteriously wake up at 5am then go back to sleep and wake up agan at noon. I need to go on a diet. And start exercising.

***

Mental notes to self:

Start jogging. And dieting
Pack for the move
Take pictures of stocks (pre-loved and brand new); then upload on Multiply
Solve my take home exam (stat), make an essay (foundations), and prepare for report (research)

Tagged. (?)

2008-08-25T10:10:00.000-07:00

Sorry, I know I'm stupid. LOL!
Tagged by Miss Elle.

Err. Here goes! :P

RULES:1. Add your blog/s to the list. Feel free to add all your other blogs. It’s okay if you only post this questions in one blog as long as you answer them.2. Get back to Yen (http://yennygirl.com/) will add your blogs to the master's list HERE! Note that you are not ALLOWED to change the link of the here.3. Copy from Start to End.4. Tag as many friends online you know. But you don’t need to be tag in order to join.

Copy this Participants List: Me and Mine Creative in Me For the LOVE of Food Little Peanut Pea in a Pod It’s Where the HEART Is Around the World SugarMagnolias I Am Mommy All About The Memories Enchanted Play Just My Scrap Whats Up Simply Me Kitchen Deelite A Mothers Horizon In Depth A Life in Bloom Because Life is a Blessing Digiscraptology Joys iN life Life is What we Make it Photo Blog Dancing in Midlife Tune Pinay Mommy Online Mommy Earns Money OnlineBlessings and Beyond Posh Post Reviews Flowersbythewayside The Fab and The Furious RamFam

Kaycee's Bubble The Noble and The Nonsense Blasphemous Epiphanies

LAYER ONE:

– Name: Kim

– Birth date: Jan 20

– Birthplace: Miami

– Current Location: Leyte

– Eye Color: Purple. Or Peppermint. *depends on my contacts! :P*

– Hair Color: Broom-y? I got it dyed last year and the roots have kinda grown na. EW

– Righty or Lefty: LeftY

LAYER TWO:

– Your heritage: FILIPINO by BLOOD. :D

– The shoes you wore today: But I DIDN'T wear shoes today. :)

– Your weakness: FOOD.

– Your fears: Being alone, I guess

– Your perfect pizza: Cheesy. And bacon-ey

– Goal you’d like to achieve in life: Happiness. :)

LAYER THREE:

– Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't have an AIM.

– Your first waking thoughts: Shoot! I'm too late for jogging. Ohwell. Maybe tomorrow. *Take note. I say that EVERY morning.*

– Your best physical feature: O_o

– Your most missed memory: my USB?

LAYER FOUR:

– Pepsi or Coke: Coke

– McDonald’s or Burger King: Pwede both?

– Single or group dates: Whichever

– Adidas or Nike: Nike

– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton

– Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

– Cappuccino or coffee: BOTH. :D

LAYER FIVE

– A famous person, dead or alive, you would interview: Pwede fictional character? Haha. No? Fine. Audrey Hepburn

– Movie you can watch and say the lines along with the actors: Shrek?

– Name two of your passions in life : Eating and Reading. :D

– Least favorite time of day: AM. I am most definitely NOT a morning person!

LAYER SIX

– Use hairspray or gel: Ew. None

– Your favorite meal: Home cooked mommy food meals. :P

– Color you see when you close your eyes: Di ko makita. It's dark, eh. Corneyyyy

– Listen to classical music: Yes!

– Ever said LOL in real life without thinking about it: LOL!

::END::

Who else can I tag? Hahahaha

Now. I must wonder ...

2008-08-25T10:01:00.000-07:00

How seriously fucked up I was growing up? Haha. :D Asides from Barney, THIS was my favorite playmate.

You've got to give me credit. It's so fugly, it's cute! :D I even had these guys decorating my pencils!

PS: At TJ's kiddie party last Saturday, I got the chance to witness the pinata -- Filipino style! :D What do you guys call it here? Mum once told me that the pinatas here were better kase you really had to work hard to get your goodies.

I've always been a loser. Once, while trying to get dibs on the candy, I managed to get ONE piece. Then surrendered it to some tween bully guy who punched me. :| Gahd! His hands were so FULL of tootsie rolls. Tapos ako. Huhu. Why'd he have to get mine, too? :(

Whutev. Karma's a bitch. Ugh.

What do they call it in Psych? When kids eat inedible stuff?

I remember tasting this once. Or twice. And some tissue papers. And liking the taste of toothpaste (mom bought me bubble gum flavored toothpaste kase!). And NOT wanting to chew on my vitamins UNLESS they were shaped from the Flinstones.

Haha! Funny! While searching for pics, I found some blog entry on how Elmer's Glue can cause delusional thinking. I think it was just a joke. (?)

Ohwell. Maybe the PI really did save my life. :P

Let's Play!

2008-08-25T08:16:00.001-07:00

CLICK!

For every correct answer, you donate 20grains of rice to charity. :) They have all these fun subjects like world capitals and french classes. :)

Ka-plastikan

2008-08-25T07:43:00.000-07:00

Hunger pains and various food cravings + sedentary lifestlye = obesity.

It's a FACT, yet I still can't get myself to STOP.

What makes it worse, is that I like midnight snacks. :| I don't eat breakfast and lunch, but I like eating from 3pm onwards.

Gah. What's wrong with me? FREAK.

Anyhoo, so I've been craving for cornic lately. Haha! And I asked my sister to buy me some from across the street. She's already fifteen, but still babied by all of us. I wanted to go buy the friggin' nuts myself, but I was already in my jammies. So I told her I'll watch her from the gate. And made her bring a big umbrella for self defense -- just in case.

I spotted around four children rummaging through the trash. :| So, I told them to wait and hurried back inside our apartment to fetch a whole bag of plastics.

The reaction on their face? Priceless.

"Salamat talaga 'te, ha! Salamat!"

Ahw. From those empty plastic bottles and paper cups, they'll have food in ther stomachs. :|

Life isn't fair, no?

I remember there was once a time when I saw two kids not over the age of eight rummaging through the trash again. Again, I hurried back inside. They were luckier kase we were able to save a whole BOX full of plastics *plus the box itself can be bought at junk shops*.

LITERALLY what they mean by one's garbage can be another one's treasure. :|

Just a friendly reminder when throwing away your plastics. :D

***

Sometimes, it pays to just shut your trap.

Example: I didn't even KNOW that there was a twelve chapter leak of Midnight Sun that was free and easily accessible, until one of the twilight mods told us to NOT post about it.

Hahaha.

See?

PS: Gahdddd what I wouldn't give to be in Bella's shoes. :D

***

Meanwhile, word's out on who Obama's VP will be. UGH! Some old guy who looks like McCain hahaha. Crazy! Why didn't Hilary just swallow her pride and decide to be his VP? Pfft. They would've made an AWESOME tandem. The republicans wouldn't stand a chance!

*I don't think they even have one NOW. They're resorting to just making blasphemous rumors -- aka Obama daw being a muslim and shiiii. I read his bio, ya know. Whutev.

I'm just happy because I'm going to be able to vote. Yeyy! I registered a long time ago and now we can do it online. Daw. Hahaha! :))

PS: I'm hoping it wasn't a scam to steal identity and stuff. I gave away my US SSS#! Aaah!

Ohwell. If you hear about me going on a killing spree, it's DEFINITELY my double. :P

Because I Love You.

2008-08-21T07:59:00.000-07:00

This post is dedicated to Miss Elle, my BFF of I-don't-know-how-many-years-na. I hope, that by bearing witness to the utter blahness of our graduation gala (which was re-used during our Oath *the one I never went to, anyways, HAHAHAHA*), will make you feel better about your chef-gala. :))

Send me pics! :))

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER! HAHAHAHA. AND YOU THINK YOU HAD IT BAD? ;P

Gay Dominationnnnn

2008-08-20T09:28:00.000-07:00

One day, fags will rule the world!

*One day is TOday. They already do! :D*

I SO love their blogs. They inspire me to want to die. And become a guy. So I can be gayyyy.

Here's a funny talky blog feat Ross Mathews and Perez Hilton.

LINK

Perez is so gay, hahahaha! He was wearing a Hello Kitty bag! He's fat, too! Kinda reminds me of Gheri Tapia (Elem-HS friend) or Eduardo Galapon (College friend)

Hehehehe.

PS: BB is ♥. I've been wanting to commemorate him, but I haven't found the moment yet. He's probably even better than Perez! (I don't see Marc Jacobs having a Marc Jacobs PH bag or something. Go BB! I'll save for a BB bag. Ostrich MJ leather clutches are worth $3,800, btw, so joke lang. :)

And oh, I can't believe Perez told BB, "You make my p*ssy wet"

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Gaytards.
Anyhoo. Heads up!

Fag blogs. :))

Perez Hilton (Seriously. Do you really need the link? DUH!)
Ross Mathews
BB! ♥ (Yabang Pinoy)
Brian Gorell (Not to be taken seriously)

I wanna be gay, too! *pouts*

I learn alot from them. Did you know that yema means cum in Spanish? :D

Goodbye, Cruel World!

2008-08-20T09:25:00.000-07:00

Hahahaha! I always wanted to say that. :P Lol! It's so dramatic. :D

Anyhoo, I am such a frickin' loser. Yes, I have been aware that Tim Yap and Celine Lopez were members of the Gucci gang, but it was only last night that I found out the it was meant to mock them. Hahahaha! It was such a huge scandal. I thought being a member of the Gucci gang meant VIP access or something.

I am soo naive. A virgin blogger. Hahahahaha! I live in my own tiny bubble with books and internet as my only life. I wonder what book I was reading at the time the intrigues came out? Where was I? Brian's blog came out on March, and it's already August. Maybe I lived under a rock at the time or something.

It's oh-so juicy, bebe! AHLAVIT!

What I did NOT love, though, was reading the comments on Gorell's blog, and finding out that his audience was mostly composed of FILIPINOS. Gahdd! Our crab mentality suckssss. THAT part was SO not funny.

ANYONE can start a blog and say President Bush slept with her, or an alien abducted him, and so on and so forth. What makes people think that some HIV infected Aussie fag has the credentials to make Manila's most VIP fall?

PUHLEASE.

Oh, and yes. I am a fan. Hahahaha! I don't care if Tim's is Tiny, or if Celine's a crack whore, or WHUTEVVVV. It's sorta expected, yaknow. Didn't we have enough of Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears to prove us that?

Either way, I take back my previous blog. My non-existent life with inggitera psycho aunts is nothing compared to what the Gucci gang has been through. I've had my fair share of scandal, but I know my conscience is clear.

Point is, people KNOW that everything Aussie fag isn't 100% true. He's too bitter to give rational facts. PLUS, exajj naman! Everyone's a fag with tiny you-knows who deals drugs and gets abortions. OA. People just choose to believe in it because it's juicy. PLUS it helps them feel less sorry for their own pathetic lives. Tss.

This whole EARTH is full of hate. If you think my blogs are evil, you should try reading BG's blog. Or even Saab Magalona's. Or even Amazon on their reviews on BD.

Pathetic.

Gehd, I don't see why people have to go hating on Saab. Hate the show, not the people behind the cast! There IS such thing as constructive criticism, you know! But it's another thing to PERSONALLY BASH people. Below the belt, at that. Someone called her a cheap blog whore with an addict rapper father. Saab's going through so much right now, with Francis M undergoing chemo or something. Jeez, these people!

Saab is bedeful! :))

What's even worse are the harsh reviews at Amazon. Weird, kase now they're bashing the first three installments, too! After being die-hards at that!

PEOPLE!

This is why I never felt hatred for those behind school shootings. Call me morbid. But life's too cruel, you know?

The World Could Be a Better Place. :))

2008-08-20T09:24:00.002-07:00

Please click on this link

LINK

Please repost it, too. Who knows? Maybe you could've played a part in making the world a better place! :))

Irked!

2008-08-20T09:24:00.001-07:00

Okay. This is me complaining again.

I ran a few errands this morning. Bank to pay credit card bills, deposit in mom's account, and withdram from my atm.

THEN i went to Globe to send Gcash.

Goldilocks to buy bread for us and cake for Mum's secretary.

And then Charito's to buy delicacies for Dr. Roasa's bday.

All the while juggling my heavy zebra speedy, a black umbrella, and my Meyer book. Ugh!

THEN there were these stupid arrogant and ugly STUDENT NURSES who pushed me. Ugh! Second years! Stupid little neophyte wannabe nurses. One even pushed my payong away! The nerve!

Get this: She's small, dark and had a FAKE LV DAMIER AZUR TOTE BAG.

Ew. It's so fake, the design's off. LV doesn't manufacture that kind of bag, you idiot. 168 just called, they want their rip offs back!

Pfft.

PS: I was wearing my little miss nurse shirt today. So ha! Take that you stupid second year YABANG neophytes!

Money Can't Always Buy You Everything. :))

2008-08-18T08:52:00.000-07:00

Sure, you have money. But. Can it buy finesse? Breeding? Respect? A good education? Love? Friends?

Newp!

I'll tell you what money can buy, though.

And it comes in purple, too! :)) I've always admired the LV Vernis handbags, but THIS. THIS is BEDEFUL.

It's awe-inspiring. It's lovely. :))

Hayy. Okay. I know I've made some freaky anthropologist pact with myself, but UGHH.

*I wonder how many families this can feed?*
*And how many children can get a decent education with the value of this bag?*
*AND I wonder how CUTE it would make me look; tugging it around Miami International Airport with a monogram multicolore bandeau in black, vintage denims, and Loub boots.*

Omagahhhh.

Except that lugging it all around MIA with THAT outfit would make me look funny. How about some other state airport that actually SNOWS? hmm. :))

Okay. This is me being OA psycho kimmie. I will NOT spend my hard earned money for luggage. Even if it IS the prettiest luggage EVERRRRR.

I can use it to buy me a friggin' car! Or DP for a house! Or I can buy Mum and Dad retirement plans or something. And I can put Tin through med school.

OR I can reward myself with a purddy bag. :)

HAHAHAHA!

OR I can come back home and do a feeding program. Or be like Dr. Balondo who founded CSLFFI and puts kids through college.

Oh my. Or maybe I can go to PRC this September and work on the things I need to take care of. Like retrieving my license and making sure every thing's A-OK before I leave on December. So you know. I can take my NCLEX?

Hahahaha

See, this is why people find it hard conversing with me. I contradict my own monologues. Hmm.

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches are ♥

2008-08-17T09:36:00.001-07:00

Ah. Some things never change, do they? I've made it as far as graduate school, yet still haven't quite gotten over my penchant for procrastinating and cramming. I had my mid terms today, and it was only last night that I started on my Research proposal and problem sets in Statistics (which are requirements before taking the mid terms itself. Pfft.)
Why am I not surprised?

So. I set my alarm to vibrate at exactly 5:30 a.m. I only made it as far as our sofa. Pfft! Anyhoo, I "officially" woke up at a quarter to seven. Uh-oh! (First period starts at 7:30, hahaha).

I am so predictable. Hahahaha!

Dragging my lazy ass self to the kitchen table, I realized Mum made me breakfast. Ahw. :) They were my favorite - grilled cheese sandwiches; toasted and burnt to perfection. I also observed that she had my steaming mug of fresh coffee ready, PLUS she boiled some hot water for my bath. Ahw. :)

Mum's been doing this since I was a kid, but I was touched. After all, I AM twenty-one. She shouldn't be putting herself through all that. It was a Sunday morning (my classes fall on weekENDs, BOO!), and she needs the extra sleep from working extra hard all week long.

:))

I guess we never DO stop being our parents' babies, eh?

I ♥ you Mummy! All the grilled cheese sandwiches in the world can never compare! :D

Loud and Proud.

2008-08-17T09:28:00.000-07:00

It's been a year and my ever most beloved government whatever it is still hasn't released my professional ID.

A month ago, Pacx's mum helped me pass MORE requirements, like my US passport and certificate of late registration. I kept following up, but PRC Manila still hasn't replied daw. When Pacx's mum called, she was told that my requirements were REJECTED, thus AGAIN putting my license on hold.

:|

Fine.

I woke up at 7:00am this morning to file for a Philippine passport. I was feeling kinda jittery, because. Well. You know. I might get denied or something. But mum assured me that DFA was more well versed with cases like mine than PRC was. Syempre, diba? It's their area.

I only got as far as the interview when problems started arising. Wah.

DFA GIRL: I'm going to have to refer this to our head. Excuse me.
ME: *thinking, uh-oh*
DFA GUY: So miss, what's it gonna be? You gonna choose to stay a Filipino? Or you're gonna denounce your American citizenship
ME: *shit!* Uhm. Isn't there a new law stating that I don't have to choose anymore? Like I'm dual for life? When I'm here, I'm a Filipino. But when I'm in America, I'm an American
DFA GUY: *shakes head* It doesn't apply to you
ME: *trembling. on the verge of tears* Why?
DFA GUY: You've reached the age of majority. If you would've filed for a Philippine passport before you reached twenty one, then maybe this would've been different. You weren't born here. You were born there. You have an option, though. Denounce your American citizenship, then when everything's fine you can apply for reacquisition
ME: *suspicious* Isn't there a law stating that, since at the time of my birth, my Mum and Dad were still Filipinos, that I AM a Filipino by CONSANGUINITY?
DFA GUY: Have you spoken to a lawyer? I think you need to. And check it out again with the American Embassy.
ME: *OMG. OMG. OOOOMMMGGG.*

*DFA GIRL COMES BACK*

DFA GIRL: Okay na miss. You are a naturally born Filipino citizen. You are a Filipino by blood.
DFA GUY: Whattt?
DFA GIRL: Yepp. It's true! She's a true blue Filipino!
ME: *relieved to tears* Filipino by blood. *Hahaha! Awed!*
DFA GUY: How'd that happen?
DFA GIRL: Her Mom fought for her rights when she was still a child.

Wah. You know how good that feels? To know that, YES, I AM a FILIPINO. And I DO have the right to enjoy all the rights privileges that every other Filipino citizen has. :) The rights my Mom fought for me to have. (Including my right to possess a professional ID after passing the board). :)) I belong here. The Philippines is, has always been, and always will be my home. And my unrequited love for bagoong, bangus, balut, daing, tuyo, suka, and other kanto foods is fully justified by the blood coursing through my veins.

Yes, the blood. Didn't you read? Filipino by BLOOD.

HAHAHA. Sorry, I'm just so happy! :)) Feelin' kinda patriotic here, people! I am a Filipino. Embrace your heritage! Woot woot.

Uniball.

2008-08-17T09:24:00.000-07:00

Heyy. Here's something ironic. Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. Taking into consideration everything he's done, we would've thought the man had alot of balls or something. Hahahahaha. :))

Adolf "Uniball" Hitler. Haha!

PS: Did you know Coke would be green if there weren't food coloring in it? Cool!

First!

2008-08-16T00:24:00.000-07:00

I finally venture out from the confines of my Multiply blog.

What is there to write, brain?
Let's wait and see!