Friday, August 29, 2008

RABID FAN GIRL ON THE LOOSE!

Hi. Sorry. Haha. I know I've been posting a min of three blog entries a day, but it's a compulsion. It's either BLOG, or EAT. So I'd rather blog. LOL.

Anyhoo, I checked out the OTH group site HAHA. And was relieved when I saw some spoilers and pictures for season 6. :) Someone's got to do something about those pesky sellers. Grr! Why don't they post on their OWN blogs? Multiply has ALOT of benta groups, so why don't they just post there? Nakakainis. We joined the group to know/bond with other fans and get juicy info and behind the scenes stuff. If we wanted a catalog, we'd join some other group.

So. Looky what I found. :D



Now. Skillz is my personal favorite, but really. DEB? Hahahaha. Sicko.



Look at the writings on Riverside court. Peyton wrote it. And it's for Lucas. :D



I like Antwon Tanner. He kinda looks constipated here, though. :D



For the love of all things holy, who the H is this???


Bitchtoria and Brooke. :)




So yun. I managed to get a hold on the spoilers and dialogues, but mejo di ko na gets. They hurt my head haha. :)

Speaking of me being a rabid fan girl, I head Meyer isn't going to publish Midnight Sun na. :| I repeat, Stephenie Meyer will NOT push through with publishing Midnight Sun.

:| Goodness gracious. :| Poor little fan girls like me. :|

Anyways, it's Sportsfest at St. Scho today. Started yesterday. No offense ha. Is it just me or there are ALOT of pangit girls infesting the school na? :| Hahaha! I've only seen a handful of purrdy girls like my friend Jann, Sheena's sister Dimple, and my sister's old school mates. Hmm. I'm sure I can name a whole lot more pretties at my former school, but really. I've been seeing a hellalot uglies, too!

JUST OBSERVING GUYS! :D

Via and Joana texted us. We were gonna play ball daw for the alumnis. Haha! Don't like. But it would've been fun, though! Lalo na kse we don't have SANCTIONS to think about. I can be pulling hair left and right! Yeyy.



But then again, revenge won't be as sweet. Plus, I've got a bad back as of the moment. Salonpas, anyone? Haha!

Moments, HAHA!

This isn't me being mean. Or myself. This is me OBSERVING. :D
So. I was commuting on the way home again today, and let me tell you. Commuting = boring. Plus the pollution gets to my face and the velocity tussles my hair.

So anyways. Haha. Sorry I can't stop laughing. You see, there's this GUY who tapped the girl right next to him and said, "Miss, can I ask for your email?"

HAHAHAHA! Email! Efuckingmail?

The thought of some random stranger tapping your shoulder and asking for your number is absurd, but your electronic mail address? Hahahahahaha.

The girl looked around consciously, and spotted me smirking. Sorry, couldn't help it, eh! Haha! Then she took the guy's number and typed in her eadd. I'm thinking maybe it was a fake one? I mean, if I were her, I'd type in fuckoff@gotohell.com or something. Haha! But she held herself with dignity, and went back to listening to music with her makeshift earphones and stuff.

Then the guy tapped her shoulder again.

Hahaha. I let out a snort. Gahd spontaneity can be SO entertaining!

"Can you put in your number while you're at it?

LOL.. This time, the girl said NO. And the guy kept badgering her. Really, I have to give the girl some credit. If I were her, I'd punch the guy in the face or something. Nice girl. He kept annoying her, asking for her number, asking what course she was taking. He even enumerated all the health science courses. Nursing. Medtech. Pharma. Hahaha!

I sneaked a peek at the guy, and I ended up having to cover my mouth. Gahd. You know seeing someone for the very first time and being able to lable him/her into something stereotypical? Well. I'm definitely not a stereotype, but he DEFINITELY had LOSER written all over his forehead. Hahahaha. Funny kse I think the girl was so spooked out, she started texting her friends. AND THE GUY WAS READING FROM BEHIND! HAHAHAHAH

He looked put out, though. Maybe she WAS talking bad about him. I know I would!

Wala lang. :) Just some kwento coming from a third world province in this third world country. Hihi. Izzo funny. :D

Thursday, August 28, 2008

My Nerd-y Wish List



My sister once blogged about me being married to a book since I was a kid. Hahahaha. I don't know how I should react to that, but I DO recall reading even before I knew how! :D Weird much? I had books with tapes. Can't remember what they were called back in the day, basta yun. Like, I'd have a book and read along with the tapes playing. 'Til I had the book memorized and could do without the tape haha.

It was in the third grade when I read my first novel: With You or Without You by Ann M. Martin. Then, as all the superficials *sorry, haha!* at my age read Sweet Valley *fucking EW*, mum signed me up for the Baby Sitter's Club. :D I am not kidding nor bluffing when I say that i have ALL the books. Well, almost. 1-100 at the least. Swear! They're all in some huge box that Dad drove up all the way to Orlando for safekeeping at Uncle Jimboy's.



I like them better than Sweet Valley. Really! They have moral lessons and stuff. And they were responsible. Baby sitters nga, eh!



Anyhoots, I have SO many books that I just wanna read right now. :| As I've mentioned earlier, The Historian is already within my grasp. I love how the cover is. So old. And I got the Trade Paperback ed. I wanted the hardbound one, but I'm being a cheapskate as of the moment. Hehe! I looked it up on FullyBooked, and found out that the orignal price is P359. Mine is P167. Yey! What a steal!



I'm also thinking about bidding on P.S. I love you by Cecilia Ahern. It's a bit pricey, but I found a brand new one on Ebay for only P300! Nevermind that, I found a pre-loved one for only P150. Ha!

Books aren't clothes. I only buy pre-loved unless I know the people. *My random ukay-ukay sprees don't count. I've only worn ONE of my countless buys. Boo!* Books don't have to be brand new kase I won't have to worry about catching the former owners' kili-kili power or something. Hehehe! :D



Anyhoo, this reminds me. I have to pay for a few more books I won at an Ebay bidding. I got Pride and Prejudice and some Anne Rice hardbound novel. P300 lang both na! :D I lost to other bids, though. Boo! I really wanted Jodi Picoult's Vanishing Acts. :| Stupid bidders. :| It was only P100 pa naman!



Hahaha! Cheapskate me. Ohwell. I ALSO found out that Kaled Hosseini *author of The Kite Runner* got his second book, A Thousand Splendid Suns published already. Yey! Though it's gonna be a while before I find it on Ebay at my kuripot price. :|



So when does Kathleen McGowan release the sequel to The Expected One? Hmm. That should be interesting. I'll be waiting! :D



PS: Is it just me, or does McGowan have some loose nails in her head? Hmm.



OH. And bummer. My most favorite-est-iest book of all time, The Time Traveler's Wife, airs on December 25, 2008. In America. Good for me. Yey! I remember reading this on Christmas 2007. Wah! I was BAWLINGGGG. Such a good read. :))



Say hi to Noah and Allie Henry and Claire. :) Whee

But I was sorta kinda looking forward to watching it here with friends. Boo! Ohwell, at least we have Twilight! Yey.

I'm sorry if my being a nerd scared you people! :D But that's just a fraction of the tip of the iceberg. My dream is to one day have a library at home. :D *Though not good since I'm selling some of my old books. Hahaha*

Psycho thought: I'm thinking of selling all my Twilight books. I wanna get the hard bound ones!

Title:

Sorry. I'm running out of titles for my entries. :D
Anywayz, I can't wait for September to start. September'll be a dream come true for us couch potatoes. LOL!

Prisonbreak, Gossip Girl, OTH airs on September1.
America's Next Top Model debuts on Septermber 3rd.

Now I'm not really a fan of Top Model, but this season's got a twist!




Get my drift? She's a HE! :D I hope s/he wins! Shezzo hot. And pretty. I bet s/he looks better then all those other hetero anorexics on the show.

Of course it's a publicity stunt! Izallaboutzeratings, mi bebes. But ohwell. It kinds reminds me of my previous blog wherein I talked about gay domination. :P

Hahay. I guess I'll have to watch ALL of this via STREAM. :| Still haven't gotten the hang of torrent kse. I've been cheating by using mininova.org then downloading from there via torrent haha. Pero I'm getting bored. It takes too long. Too little seeds, too many leeches! Argh.

Updates.

This is me being mean.
This is me being myself.

Mum sent me on a number of errands yesterday. Being the useless cow that I am, I obliged. Anyhoo, Pacx invited me for grilled burgers at Porbida (which tastes like Flame It burgers, btw. :D). So I happily obliged, too! Hahaha. Albeit Porbida was a bit far, its near a grocery store/meat shop/fruit stand and all. So yun. After lavishly stuffing down two huge burgers, I went on with my errands.

First stop. A bunch of bananas. Heavy, huge bananas. 3 kilos worth of bananas.
Second stop. Meatshop. A kilo of cheese hotdogs and half a kilo of ham
Third stop. Grocery. Crackers, cereal, milk, etc.

Anyhoo, I was carrying THREE hugs plastics. One full of bananas, the other of cold meat, etc. You get the rest.

There was this girl with unhealthy skin and in a college uniform giving me the evil look. The "ha!-i'm-better-than-you-coz-i'm-a-kolehiyala-and-im-
not-carrying-bananas-around look."

Needless to say, I stomped on her UGLY battered Gaisano shoes on my way down.

Silly girl.

***

Migraines are in season again. Well, at least for me. :| I've been waiting for my new book to arrive since yesterday, but it only came in today. I think 2go sucks. It takes 48 hours for them to deliver a package -- FROM CEBU! Ugh.

If you want your stuff delivered pronto, ask the seller to use Air21, LBC, JRS, or LiteXpress. Anything! Just not Xend or 2go. It takes forever! :|

Anyhoo, my new book's called The Historian by Elizabeth Gostov. My old pal Ken told me about the book, and I loved the story so I looked it up on Ebay.

PS: I got it for only P167 kasama na the shipping. Yey!

***

Why do I get hunger pangs at night? And why can't I get myself to wake up early to go jogging? I mysteriously wake up at 5am then go back to sleep and wake up agan at noon. I need to go on a diet. And start exercising.

***

Mental notes to self:

  1. Start jogging. And dieting
  2. Pack for the move
  3. Take pictures of stocks (pre-loved and brand new); then upload on Multiply
  4. Solve my take home exam (stat), make an essay (foundations), and prepare for report (research)

Monday, August 25, 2008

Tagged. (?)

Sorry, I know I'm stupid. LOL!
Tagged by Miss Elle.

Err. Here goes! :P

RULES:1. Add your blog/s to the list. Feel free to add all your other blogs. It’s okay if you only post this questions in one blog as long as you answer them.2. Get back to Yen (http://yennygirl.com/) will add your blogs to the master's list HERE! Note that you are not ALLOWED to change the link of the here.3. Copy from Start to End.4. Tag as many friends online you know. But you don’t need to be tag in order to join.


LAYER ONE:


– Name: Kim
– Birth date: Jan 20
– Birthplace: Miami
– Current Location: Leyte
– Eye Color: Purple. Or Peppermint. *depends on my contacts! :P*
– Hair Color: Broom-y? I got it dyed last year and the roots have kinda grown na. EW
– Righty or Lefty: LeftY


LAYER TWO:


– Your heritage: FILIPINO by BLOOD. :D
– The shoes you wore today: But I DIDN'T wear shoes today. :)
– Your weakness: FOOD.
– Your fears: Being alone, I guess
– Your perfect pizza: Cheesy. And bacon-ey
– Goal you’d like to achieve in life: Happiness. :)


LAYER THREE:


– Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't have an AIM.
– Your first waking thoughts: Shoot! I'm too late for jogging. Ohwell. Maybe tomorrow. *Take note. I say that EVERY morning.*
– Your best physical feature: O_o
– Your most missed memory: my USB?


LAYER FOUR:


– Pepsi or Coke: Coke
– McDonald’s or Burger King: Pwede both?
– Single or group dates: Whichever
– Adidas or Nike: Nike
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
– Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
– Cappuccino or coffee: BOTH. :D


LAYER FIVE


– A famous person, dead or alive, you would interview: Pwede fictional character? Haha. No? Fine. Audrey Hepburn
– Movie you can watch and say the lines along with the actors: Shrek?
– Name two of your passions in life : Eating and Reading. :D
– Least favorite time of day: AM. I am most definitely NOT a morning person!


LAYER SIX


– Use hairspray or gel: Ew. None
– Your favorite meal: Home cooked mommy food meals. :P
– Color you see when you close your eyes: Di ko makita. It's dark, eh. Corneyyyy
– Listen to classical music: Yes!
– Ever said LOL in real life without thinking about it: LOL!


::END::


Who else can I tag? Hahahaha

Now. I must wonder ...

How seriously fucked up I was growing up? Haha. :D Asides from Barney, THIS was my favorite playmate.


You've got to give me credit. It's so fugly, it's cute! :D I even had these guys decorating my pencils!

PS: At TJ's kiddie party last Saturday, I got the chance to witness the pinata -- Filipino style! :D What do you guys call it here? Mum once told me that the pinatas here were better kase you really had to work hard to get your goodies.


I've always been a loser. Once, while trying to get dibs on the candy, I managed to get ONE piece. Then surrendered it to some tween bully guy who punched me. :| Gahd! His hands were so FULL of tootsie rolls. Tapos ako. Huhu. Why'd he have to get mine, too? :(

Whutev. Karma's a bitch. Ugh.


What do they call it in Psych? When kids eat inedible stuff?


I remember tasting this once. Or twice. And some tissue papers. And liking the taste of toothpaste (mom bought me bubble gum flavored toothpaste kase!). And NOT wanting to chew on my vitamins UNLESS they were shaped from the Flinstones.


Haha! Funny! While searching for pics, I found some blog entry on how Elmer's Glue can cause delusional thinking. I think it was just a joke. (?)

Ohwell. Maybe the PI really did save my life. :P

Let's Play!

CLICK!

For every correct answer, you donate 20grains of rice to charity. :) They have all these fun subjects like world capitals and french classes. :)

Ka-plastikan



Hunger pains and various food cravings + sedentary lifestlye = obesity.

It's a FACT, yet I still can't get myself to STOP.

What makes it worse, is that I like midnight snacks. :| I don't eat breakfast and lunch, but I like eating from 3pm onwards.

Gah. What's wrong with me? FREAK.

Anyhoo, so I've been craving for cornic lately. Haha! And I asked my sister to buy me some from across the street. She's already fifteen, but still babied by all of us. I wanted to go buy the friggin' nuts myself, but I was already in my jammies. So I told her I'll watch her from the gate. And made her bring a big umbrella for self defense -- just in case.

I spotted around four children rummaging through the trash. :| So, I told them to wait and hurried back inside our apartment to fetch a whole bag of plastics.

The reaction on their face? Priceless.

"Salamat talaga 'te, ha! Salamat!"

Ahw. From those empty plastic bottles and paper cups, they'll have food in ther stomachs. :|

Life isn't fair, no?

I remember there was once a time when I saw two kids not over the age of eight rummaging through the trash again. Again, I hurried back inside. They were luckier kase we were able to save a whole BOX full of plastics *plus the box itself can be bought at junk shops*.

LITERALLY what they mean by one's garbage can be another one's treasure. :|

Just a friendly reminder when throwing away your plastics. :D

***

Sometimes, it pays to just shut your trap.

Example: I didn't even KNOW that there was a twelve chapter leak of Midnight Sun that was free and easily accessible, until one of the twilight mods told us to NOT post about it.

Hahaha.

See?

PS: Gahdddd what I wouldn't give to be in Bella's shoes. :D

***

Meanwhile, word's out on who Obama's VP will be. UGH! Some old guy who looks like McCain hahaha. Crazy! Why didn't Hilary just swallow her pride and decide to be his VP? Pfft. They would've made an AWESOME tandem. The republicans wouldn't stand a chance!

*I don't think they even have one NOW. They're resorting to just making blasphemous rumors -- aka Obama daw being a muslim and shiiii. I read his bio, ya know. Whutev.

I'm just happy because I'm going to be able to vote. Yeyy! I registered a long time ago and now we can do it online. Daw. Hahaha! :))

PS: I'm hoping it wasn't a scam to steal identity and stuff. I gave away my US SSS#! Aaah!

Ohwell. If you hear about me going on a killing spree, it's DEFINITELY my double. :P

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Because I Love You.

This post is dedicated to Miss Elle, my BFF of I-don't-know-how-many-years-na. I hope, that by bearing witness to the utter blahness of our graduation gala (which was re-used during our Oath *the one I never went to, anyways, HAHAHAHA*), will make you feel better about your chef-gala. :))

Send me pics! :))



I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER! HAHAHAHA. AND YOU THINK YOU HAD IT BAD? ;P

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Gay Dominationnnnn

One day, fags will rule the world!

*One day is TOday. They already do! :D*

I SO love their blogs. They inspire me to want to die. And become a guy. So I can be gayyyy.

Here's a funny talky blog feat Ross Mathews and Perez Hilton.

LINK

Perez is so gay, hahahaha! He was wearing a Hello Kitty bag! He's fat, too! Kinda reminds me of Gheri Tapia (Elem-HS friend) or Eduardo Galapon (College friend)


Hehehehe.

PS: BB is ♥. I've been wanting to commemorate him, but I haven't found the moment yet. He's probably even better than Perez! (I don't see Marc Jacobs having a Marc Jacobs PH bag or something. Go BB! I'll save for a BB bag. Ostrich MJ leather clutches are worth $3,800, btw, so joke lang. :)



And oh, I can't believe Perez told BB, "You make my p*ssy wet"

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Gaytards.
Anyhoo. Heads up!

Fag blogs. :))

Perez Hilton (Seriously. Do you really need the link? DUH!)
Ross Mathews
BB! ♥ (Yabang Pinoy)
Brian Gorell (Not to be taken seriously)

I wanna be gay, too! *pouts*

I learn alot from them. Did you know that yema means cum in Spanish? :D

Goodbye, Cruel World!


Hahahaha! I always wanted to say that. :P Lol! It's so dramatic. :D

Anyhoo, I am such a frickin' loser. Yes, I have been aware that Tim Yap and Celine Lopez were members of the Gucci gang, but it was only last night that I found out the it was meant to mock them. Hahahaha! It was such a huge scandal. I thought being a member of the Gucci gang meant VIP access or something.

I am soo naive. A virgin blogger. Hahahahaha! I live in my own tiny bubble with books and internet as my only life. I wonder what book I was reading at the time the intrigues came out? Where was I? Brian's blog came out on March, and it's already August. Maybe I lived under a rock at the time or something.

It's oh-so juicy, bebe! AHLAVIT!

What I did NOT love, though, was reading the comments on Gorell's blog, and finding out that his audience was mostly composed of FILIPINOS. Gahdd! Our crab mentality suckssss. THAT part was SO not funny.

ANYONE can start a blog and say President Bush slept with her, or an alien abducted him, and so on and so forth. What makes people think that some HIV infected Aussie fag has the credentials to make Manila's most VIP fall?

PUHLEASE.

Oh, and yes. I am a fan. Hahahaha! I don't care if Tim's is Tiny, or if Celine's a crack whore, or WHUTEVVVV. It's sorta expected, yaknow. Didn't we have enough of Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears to prove us that?

Either way, I take back my previous blog. My non-existent life with inggitera psycho aunts is nothing compared to what the Gucci gang has been through. I've had my fair share of scandal, but I know my conscience is clear.

Point is, people KNOW that everything Aussie fag isn't 100% true. He's too bitter to give rational facts. PLUS, exajj naman! Everyone's a fag with tiny you-knows who deals drugs and gets abortions. OA. People just choose to believe in it because it's juicy. PLUS it helps them feel less sorry for their own pathetic lives. Tss.

This whole EARTH is full of hate. If you think my blogs are evil, you should try reading BG's blog. Or even Saab Magalona's. Or even Amazon on their reviews on BD.

Pathetic.

Gehd, I don't see why people have to go hating on Saab. Hate the show, not the people behind the cast! There IS such thing as constructive criticism, you know! But it's another thing to PERSONALLY BASH people. Below the belt, at that. Someone called her a cheap blog whore with an addict rapper father. Saab's going through so much right now, with Francis M undergoing chemo or something. Jeez, these people!

Saab is bedeful! :))





What's even worse are the harsh reviews at Amazon. Weird, kase now they're bashing the first three installments, too! After being die-hards at that!

PEOPLE!

This is why I never felt hatred for those behind school shootings. Call me morbid. But life's too cruel, you know?

The World Could Be a Better Place. :))

Please click on this link

LINK

Please repost it, too. Who knows? Maybe you could've played a part in making the world a better place! :))

Irked!

Okay. This is me complaining again.

I ran a few errands this morning. Bank to pay credit card bills, deposit in mom's account, and withdram from my atm.

THEN i went to Globe to send Gcash.

Goldilocks to buy bread for us and cake for Mum's secretary.

And then Charito's to buy delicacies for Dr. Roasa's bday.

All the while juggling my heavy zebra speedy, a black umbrella, and my Meyer book. Ugh!

THEN there were these stupid arrogant and ugly STUDENT NURSES who pushed me. Ugh! Second years! Stupid little neophyte wannabe nurses. One even pushed my payong away! The nerve!

Get this: She's small, dark and had a FAKE LV DAMIER AZUR TOTE BAG.

Ew. It's so fake, the design's off. LV doesn't manufacture that kind of bag, you idiot. 168 just called, they want their rip offs back!

Pfft.

PS: I was wearing my little miss nurse shirt today. So ha! Take that you stupid second year YABANG neophytes!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Money Can't Always Buy You Everything. :))

Sure, you have money. But. Can it buy finesse? Breeding? Respect? A good education? Love? Friends?

Newp!

I'll tell you what money can buy, though.


And it comes in purple, too! :)) I've always admired the LV Vernis handbags, but THIS. THIS is BEDEFUL.

It's awe-inspiring. It's lovely. :))

Hayy. Okay. I know I've made some freaky anthropologist pact with myself, but UGHH.

*I wonder how many families this can feed?*
*And how many children can get a decent education with the value of this bag?*
*AND I wonder how CUTE it would make me look; tugging it around Miami International Airport with a monogram multicolore bandeau in black, vintage denims, and Loub boots.*

Omagahhhh.

Except that lugging it all around MIA with THAT outfit would make me look funny. How about some other state airport that actually SNOWS? hmm. :))

Okay. This is me being OA psycho kimmie. I will NOT spend my hard earned money for luggage. Even if it IS the prettiest luggage EVERRRRR.

I can use it to buy me a friggin' car! Or DP for a house! Or I can buy Mum and Dad retirement plans or something. And I can put Tin through med school.

OR I can reward myself with a purddy bag. :)

HAHAHAHA!

OR I can come back home and do a feeding program. Or be like Dr. Balondo who founded CSLFFI and puts kids through college.

Oh my. Or maybe I can go to PRC this September and work on the things I need to take care of. Like retrieving my license and making sure every thing's A-OK before I leave on December. So you know. I can take my NCLEX?

Hahahaha

See, this is why people find it hard conversing with me. I contradict my own monologues. Hmm.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches are ♥


Ah. Some things never change, do they? I've made it as far as graduate school, yet still haven't quite gotten over my penchant for procrastinating and cramming. I had my mid terms today, and it was only last night that I started on my Research proposal and problem sets in Statistics (which are requirements before taking the mid terms itself. Pfft.)
Why am I not surprised?

So. I set my alarm to vibrate at exactly 5:30 a.m. I only made it as far as our sofa. Pfft! Anyhoo, I "officially" woke up at a quarter to seven. Uh-oh! (First period starts at 7:30, hahaha).

I am so predictable. Hahahaha!

Dragging my lazy ass self to the kitchen table, I realized Mum made me breakfast. Ahw. :) They were my favorite - grilled cheese sandwiches; toasted and burnt to perfection. I also observed that she had my steaming mug of fresh coffee ready, PLUS she boiled some hot water for my bath. Ahw. :)

Mum's been doing this since I was a kid, but I was touched. After all, I AM twenty-one. She shouldn't be putting herself through all that. It was a Sunday morning (my classes fall on weekENDs, BOO!), and she needs the extra sleep from working extra hard all week long.

:))

I guess we never DO stop being our parents' babies, eh?

I you Mummy! All the grilled cheese sandwiches in the world can never compare! :D

Loud and Proud.

It's been a year and my ever most beloved government whatever it is still hasn't released my professional ID.

A month ago, Pacx's mum helped me pass MORE requirements, like my US passport and certificate of late registration. I kept following up, but PRC Manila still hasn't replied daw. When Pacx's mum called, she was told that my requirements were REJECTED, thus AGAIN putting my license on hold.

:|

Fine.

I woke up at 7:00am this morning to file for a Philippine passport. I was feeling kinda jittery, because. Well. You know. I might get denied or something. But mum assured me that DFA was more well versed with cases like mine than PRC was. Syempre, diba? It's their area.

I only got as far as the interview when problems started arising. Wah.

DFA GIRL: I'm going to have to refer this to our head. Excuse me.
ME: *thinking, uh-oh*
DFA GUY: So miss, what's it gonna be? You gonna choose to stay a Filipino? Or you're gonna denounce your American citizenship
ME: *shit!* Uhm. Isn't there a new law stating that I don't have to choose anymore? Like I'm dual for life? When I'm here, I'm a Filipino. But when I'm in America, I'm an American
DFA GUY: *shakes head* It doesn't apply to you
ME: *trembling. on the verge of tears* Why?
DFA GUY: You've reached the age of majority. If you would've filed for a Philippine passport before you reached twenty one, then maybe this would've been different. You weren't born here. You were born there. You have an option, though. Denounce your American citizenship, then when everything's fine you can apply for reacquisition
ME: *suspicious* Isn't there a law stating that, since at the time of my birth, my Mum and Dad were still Filipinos, that I AM a Filipino by CONSANGUINITY?
DFA GUY: Have you spoken to a lawyer? I think you need to. And check it out again with the American Embassy.
ME: *OMG. OMG. OOOOMMMGGG.*

*DFA GIRL COMES BACK*

DFA GIRL: Okay na miss. You are a naturally born Filipino citizen. You are a Filipino by blood.
DFA GUY: Whattt?
DFA GIRL: Yepp. It's true! She's a true blue Filipino!
ME: *relieved to tears* Filipino by blood. *Hahaha! Awed!*
DFA GUY: How'd that happen?
DFA GIRL: Her Mom fought for her rights when she was still a child.

Wah. You know how good that feels? To know that, YES, I AM a FILIPINO. And I DO have the right to enjoy all the rights privileges that every other Filipino citizen has. :) The rights my Mom fought for me to have. (Including my right to possess a professional ID after passing the board). :)) I belong here. The Philippines is, has always been, and always will be my home. And my unrequited love for bagoong, bangus, balut, daing, tuyo, suka, and other kanto foods is fully justified by the blood coursing through my veins.

Yes, the blood. Didn't you read? Filipino by BLOOD.

HAHAHA. Sorry, I'm just so happy! :)) Feelin' kinda patriotic here, people! I am a Filipino. Embrace your heritage! Woot woot.





Uniball.


Heyy. Here's something ironic. Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. Taking into consideration everything he's done, we would've thought the man had alot of balls or something. Hahahahaha. :))

Adolf "Uniball" Hitler. Haha!

PS: Did you know Coke would be green if there weren't food coloring in it? Cool!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

First!

I finally venture out from the confines of my Multiply blog.
What is there to write, brain?
Let's wait and see!